Two religious Jews buy very expensive matching fedora hats.
They’re so proud of their beautiful hats.
Two weeks later on Sabbath Moshe plans on wearing his hat to synagogue but can’t find it anywhere…
He decides to go anyway, and figures he will take his friend Izzy,s hat when he leaves, as his friend would never suspect him… especially there…
After the service the Rabbi comes up to him and says, Moshe, what are doing here?
I never ever see you except on the high holy days…
He says Rabbi.. I’ve got to be honest…
I have lost my beautiful matching fedora hat, and I was gonna take Izzy’s hat.. thinking he’d never suspect it was me…
Ahh you must have heard my sermon about the Ten Commandments… especially the part about thou shalt not steal…
Not exactly Rabbi…
I did listen to your sermon…
About the Ten Commandments…
I listened to all of them…
And when you got to the part about
Thou shalt not commit adultery….
I remembered where I left my hat….
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