One afternoon, a doctor and his wife were playing golf at the local country club...
While on the first tee, his wife drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway.
The doctor was amazed, "Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!" he said.
"Well," his wife replied, "I took lessons."
A couple of days later, while on the tennis court playing mixed doubles, the wife smashed all of her serves and never missed a point.
The doctor said, "Wow, I have never seen you hit so well before!"
His wife replied, "Well, I took lessons."
That night, they settled into a nice dinner at home.
The doctor's wife brought out appetizers, two perfect plates of Beef Wellington and Baked Alaska for dessert.
The doctor said, "Wow, I have never seen you cook like this before!"
Again, his wife replied, "Well, I took lessons."
That night, after dinner, she gave him "that look", and they went upstairs to their bedroom.
About 30 minutes later, the doctor rolled over and said, "Wow, that was amazing!"
Before his wife could speak, he added...
"I want a divorce".
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