A stoner finds a genie in a bottle on the beach.
"Three wishes," the genie says.
"First wish," the stoner grins, "let's smoke a joint." They do.
Then, "Second wish, let's smoke another." They do.
For the third wish, the stoner says, "Let's smoke one more."
The genie, looking a bit concerned, asks, "Are you sure? You only have one wish left."
"Yeah, man, I'm sure," the stoner replies. They smoke, and the genie goes back into the bottle.
A little while later, the genie pops back out and says, "Alright, what's your fourth wish?"
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