I'm really sorry for this.
A young man, down on his luck, lonely, is sitting at the bar having many many drinks. He notices what he believes to be a beautiful older woman sitting next to him. In reality, she's around 80-85, but to him in his drunken state, she looks not a day over fifty.
He gets to hitting on her. Tells her how beautiful she is. Tells her he'd like to take her home. The old lady is incredibly flattered and agrees to have sex with him.
During foreplay, the young man sucks on the old lady's nipple. Something strange, a little bit of liquid comes out. No bother, he thinks. He just moves on to the other nipple. Strange again, a little bit of liquid comes out. Oh well, he's seen these kind of pornos before. He's into it.
So, the young man continues and finishes having sex with the old lady. After climax, the young man has to ask,
"Excuse me, but I noticed there was some liquid coming out of your breasts. I hope you don't mind my asking, but aren't you too old to have kids?"
The old lady replies,
"Well of course I'm too old to have kids, but I'm not too old to have cancer."
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