Two friends were caught with a quantity of drugs, not enough for a felony, but just a teeny tiny bit over the misdemeanor limit.
At their sentencing, the judge gave them an option: swear on oath to give up drugs, and get written commitments within a week from ten people each to also give up drugs, and your sentence will be suspended.
A week later, the first person produces his own and the other commitments. The judge asked, "How did you do that?"
The first person put up two pictures. The first was a very large circle , and the second a very small one. He said, " I explained to them that the large is your brain before drugs, the small is after."
Letting him go, the judge turned to the second one. This person produced 100 commitments in addition to his own. Asked to explain how, he swapped the pictures around, and said, "I explained that the small one is your asshole before prison, the large one is after."
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