The students eagerly get busy, pencils scratching on paper as they create their masterpieces.
That is, except for Little Johnny...
He’s seated at his desk, paper in front of him balancing a pencil on his nose, his eyes crossed as he tries to keep it from slipping off.
Mrs. Nelson notices him from across the room and sighs, knowing Johnny’s drawings are often creative, to say the least...
She walks over to his desk and glances at the completely blank sheet of paper in front of him.
Not even a doodle...
She raises an eyebrow, "Johnny, what are you drawing?"
Johnny, still focusing on keeping the pencil balanced, replies, "It's a cow eating grass."
Mrs. Nelson looks at his paper, then back at him, "I don’t see any grass."
Johnny lets the pencil fall from his nose, straightens up, and says with an air of confidence, "The cow ate it all."
Mrs. Nelson, expecting such a comeback from Little Johnny says, "Alright, and where’s the cow?"
Johnny points at the blank page, as if the answer should be completely obvious...
"He went to go find more grass."
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