An Engineer Goes to Hell

An engineer dies and finds himself in Hell. Unsatisfied with the state of things, he starts designing improvements. Soon, Hell boasts air conditioning, ice water, flushing toilets, and escalators.

Satan is thrilled with the upgrades and brags to God:
"Things are great down here now! Thanks to this brilliant Engineer, we’re living in style!"

God is furious.
"An Engineer in Hell? That’s a mistake! Send him up here immediately. Engineers belong in Heaven!"

Satan refuses, laughing.
"No way, I’m keeping him. He’s the best thing to happen to Hell!"

God threatens, "If you don’t send him, I’ll sue you!"

Satan chuckles.
"And where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"