An Italian, an Englishman, and an Irishman were working on a high-rise construction site. During their lunch break, they sat together to eat. The Italian opened his lunchbox and said, "Mortadella again!" Frustrated, he added, "If I get mortadella one more time, I'm jumping off this building." The Englishman opened his lunch, found pate, and exclaimed, "Pate again! If I get pate tomorrow, that's it, I'm jumping too." The Irishman opened his lunch to see a ploughman’s lunch and said, "If I get another ploughman’s lunch tomorrow, I’m jumping as well."
The next day, they sat down to eat, and all three received the same lunches again. True to his word, the Irishman jumped. When the others explained the situation to his wife, she looked surprised and said, "But he always packed his own lunch!"
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