Englishman, Irishman and Scot enter a bar together
All 3 order a pint of Guinness. At the exact moment, a fly lands in each glass.
The Englishman is disgusted. Waves to the barkeep to take his pint away and replace it.
The Irishman shakes his head, reaches in to remove the fly, and goes on to drink his beer.
The Scot too shakes his head, reaches in to scoop out the fly. Holds it between his fingers and says “Spit it out ye bastard”
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