3 men are sentenced to death.
All of them are scheduled to be executed on the same day.
The first man walks in the room and is told he has a choice, hanging or the electric chair.
The man thinks for a bit and then decides that the chair is probably less painful and quicker, so the guards strap him down in the chair.
The man says his final words, ready to die and the chair is turned on and… nothing happens. There’s just a few sparks coming out of the fuse box but the man is still alive.
Seeing that this is a sign of God the man is pardoned from all his crimes and released from prison.
On his way out he walks past the second man and quickly whispers to him “Hey! The electric chair is broken!“
The second man enters the execution chamber and is given the same choice, hanging or the chair. He obviously choses the chair and, just as it happened before, the chair doesn’t work again.
Being a sign from God again the second man gets a pardon as well and is released from prison.
On his way out the he sees the third man and whispers to him “Hey! The chair is broken!“
The third man enters the execution chamber and is given the same choice as the other, hanging or the chair.
The man is asked what he choses and after a quick look at the chair he says: “ Well, hanging of course since that fucking chair is broken!“
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