A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
They bring the first pelt, and with his eyes blindfolded the hunter immediately says: bear, .30 caliber hunting rifle.
They bring the next one, and the hunter quickly says: rabbit, shot with a shotgun.
This goes on all night, the hunter wins lots of drinks, gets really drunk, but somehow staggers home to his wife.
The next morning, he sees in the mirror that he has a huge black eye.
He asks his wife: – Darling, I know I got drunk last night, but who beat me up?
And the wife answers: – Me.
At three in the morning you crawled into bed, put your hand in my panties, and said: This is a ferret, beaten to death with a shovel.
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