So he left and went down the block where a skyscraper was being built. He watched and listened to the workers most of the afternoon and returned home. His mom told him supper wasn't quite ready and suggested he go into the living room and play with his train from his recent birthday. As she's finishing cooking, she hears him say "All you sons of bitches want on the train, get on. All you sons of bitches want off, get off." She's horrified and thinks maybe she misheard him, so she peeks around the corner to watch and listen. Sure enough, he makes a big circle with the train and stops it. He repeats the instructions, "All you sons of bitches want on, get on. All you sons of bitches want off, get off. She immediately gives him the speech about that kind of language, how its not appropriate and that it won't be used in her house even though he might have heard other people talking like that. She returns to the kitchen, but is now listening to make sure it doesn't happen again. Little Johnny circles the train again and says, "All you nice people want on the train, get on. All you nice people want off, get off. And if the bitch in the kitchen hadn't stopped the fucking train, we'd home by now."
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