"After working most of her life, Granny finally retires...
At her next checkup, the new doctor asks her to bring a list of all the medications that have been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor is looking through these, his eyes grow wide as he realizes she has a prescription for birth control pills...
""Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?""
""Yes,"" she replies, ""they help me sleep at night.""
The doctor asserts, ""Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these pills that could possibly help you sleep!""
She reaches out and pats the young Doctor’s knee, ""No, dear, you are wrong... ""
""Every morning, I grind one up and mix it in a glass of orange juice... ""
""Then I give it to my 16-year-old granddaughter."""
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