A farmer needed a rooster to mate with his chickens...
Another farmer down the road had a rooster for sale.
The farmer went to the other farmer's house to buy the rooster...
The other farmer tells him, "This is Brewster, he will service your chickens... "
"But watch out, he is a mating machine and will go after anything."
The farmer buys Brewster and takes him home...
Brewster goes through the henhouse, then starts on the farmer's sheep and other barnyard animals.
After a couple days of this, the farmer tells Brewster, "You gotta slow down or you'll kill yourself!"
After a week of Brewster going after every animal on the farm...
The farmer comes out and sees Brewster laid out in the yard, vultures already circling.
The farmer, cussing, tells the corpse of his rooster, "I told you you'd kill yourself if you didn't slow down!"
Brewster opens one eye and says, "Shut up... "
"They're about to land."
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