A man from Texas was vacationing in Mexico and spent his day enjoying the sights.
In the evening, he visited a fancy restaurant and noticed the couple next to him being served a beautifully garnished dish with two massive meatballs at its center.
Curious, he asked the waiter about the dish.
"Ah, Senor," the waiter exclaimed, "You have excellent taste! These are 'Cojones de Toro'—bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A true delicacy!"
Intrigued, the Texan said, "Well, bring me an order!"
The waiter apologized, explaining, "I’m sorry, Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you return early tomorrow, we’ll save you the dish."
The Texan eagerly returned the next morning, placed his order, and was served the prized delicacy that evening.
As he savored the meal, he noticed something unusual. After taking a closer look, he called the waiter over.
"These are delicious," he said, "but they’re much smaller than the ones I saw served yesterday."
With a shrug, the waiter replied, "Si, Senor... Sometimes the bull wins."
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