Which hole?One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot.
At the pearly gates, St. Peter told them that heaven is pretty crowded right now and that they have to past a test in order to gain admittance. He pointed to Satan who happens to be standing beside him and said " The test is to ask my friend Satan here a question he cannot answer ".
So the philosopher stood up and said to Satan " Tell me the meaning of life! "
Satan snaps his fingers and a stack of papers falls onto the philosopher's lap. He reads it a few times and admits defeat. Poof, he goes to hell.
Next up was the mathematician. He shouts at Satan " Give me the most complicated formula known to man ! ".
Satan snaps his fingers as well and likewise, a stack of papers falls onto the mathematician's lap. He reads it and also admits defeat. Poof , he goes to hell.
Then the idiot waddles up to Satan and says " uhhhh... give me a chair and drill seven holes in it "
Satan raises an eyebrow and snaps his fingers. The chair appears and on it is seven perfect holes.
The idiot then sits on the chair and lets rip a HUGE fart and says " uhhhhh.. which hole did my fart come out from? "
Satan ponders for a moment and says " 3rd hole from the right ".
The idiot replies " ummm. nope.. twas from my asshole ".
And he goes to heaven.
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