A man had a heart attack while shopping and collapsed in a store. The clerk quickly called 911, and paramedics rushed him to the nearest hospital for emergency surgery.
After the surgery, he woke up in a Catholic hospital, where a nun was sitting beside his bed with a clipboard and pen. She asked how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked. The man, with a raspy voice, replied, "No health insurance."
"Do you have money in the bank?" she asked. "No money in the bank," he responded.
"Do you have a relative who could help with the payments?" she asked, growing frustrated.
The man replied, "I only have a spinster sister, and she’s a nun."
The nun, visibly irritated, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The man smiled and said, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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