A farmer was visited by inspectors
They asked, "Do you have pigs?" "Yes," the farmer said. "What do you feed them?" "Leftovers from the lunch my wife made." he says. They fined him $500 for "mistreating animals."
The next day, different inspectors came. "Do you have pigs?" "Yes." "What do you feed them?" "Well my wife cooks them delicious meals, and we eat the leftovers." They fined him again saying: "Aren't you ashamed? People are starving and you're feeding pigs gourmet food!"
On the third day, more inspectors showed up. "Do you have pigs?" "Yes." "What do you feed them?" The farmer sighed and said: "Listen, I give each pig 20 bucks… and let them buy whatever the fuck they want."
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