An morbidly obese man, desperate to lose weight and having failed a number of attempts, goes to a doctor and begs for a solution.
Doctor - "Well, given that you have tried everything else, I could give you an experimental procedure, which may or may not help."
Patient - "I am up for anything doc, it won't hurt to try anyway."
Doctor - "Alright then, going forward, you will ingest food only anally. This technique has shown some promising results in weight loss programmes."
Patient - "OK....that does sound weird, but I will give it a try." And he goes on his way.
Couple of years later, the Doctor is at a party, when a slim guy comes dancing towards him from the dance floor.
"Hey doc, remember me."
Doctor (staring at him) - "I am sorry, do I- HOLY CRAP, I remember you, how have you been mate, you look fantastic."
The man, still dancing - "Oh yes, all thanks to you. I lost so much weight following your advice."
Doctor - "I can see that. And you dance really good too."
"Oh I am not dancing Doc. I am just chewing gum."
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