Two rednecks, Dale and Billy Ray, were walking downtown, window shopping...
Suddenly, they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $10 each, shirts $2 each, trousers $3 each".
Dale says to his buddy, "Billy Ray, looky there! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Arkansas, sell 'em, and make a fortune!... "
"Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us... "
"I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl, so's they don't know we is from Arkansas."
They enter the store. Then, with his best fake Texas drawl, Dale says...
"I'll take 50 of them suits at $10, 100 of them there shirts at $2, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $3."
"I'll back up my pickup and... "
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You all are from Arkansas, ain't ya?"
"Well, yeah," says a surprised Dale, "how come y'all knowed that?"
The shop owner replies...
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."
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