A group of 15 year old boys - Dan, Randy and Barry, discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald’s next to Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes, and that cute girl in Social Studies lived on the same street and they might see her.
Ten years later, at 25 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because the booze were good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be any whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.
Ten years later, now 55 years old, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because the lighting was good and they have an early bird discount special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille...
because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille, because...
they had never been there before!
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