My girlfriend just dumped me. She went on a tearful rant, saying, "I can't take your sh*t anymore. You're so pedantic. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it'll never be enough for you... I'm leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up north through the night, and then you'll never hear from me again."
She was about to close the door when I yelled, "No, no... waaait!"
She turned back, tears in her eyes, a glimmer of hope still there.
That's when I uttered those three magic words: "Gary and I."
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