Officer: "Ma'am do you know why I stopped you?"
Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"Ma'am, you were speeding."
"Oh, I see."
"Can I see your license please?"
"I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"Don't have one?
"Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."
" I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please."
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"This car is stolen."
"Stolen?
"Yes, I stole it, then I killed and hacked up the owner."
"JFC YOU DID WHAT??
"I just told you. If you don't believe me, his body parts are wrapped up in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 6 squad cars are on scene and 3 officers, led by their Sergeant approach the woman's car with guns drawn.
The Sergeant addresses the woman:
"Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please!"
The woman steps out of her vehicle. Is there a problem sir?
Sergeant: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
" Murdered the owner?"
"Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please."
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
"Is this your car, ma'am?"
"Yes, here are the registration papers."
The Sergeant is perplexed.
"One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a wallet and hands it to the officer.
The Sergeant examines the license. He looks bewildered.
"Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."
"Sure, and I bet the lying sonofabitch told you I was speeding, too."
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