A Polish fellow is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: "Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!"
So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out.
When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his lap.
He looks around, and sees another guy floating in a barrel about 20 feet away.
"Hey!" he yells. "Do we get dessert on this cruise?"
And the other guy says, "We didn't last year."
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