The "Polish Special" Cruise: An Apple, a Barrel, and a Recurring Customer! 🚢🍎😂

A Polish fellow is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: "Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!"

So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out.

When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his lap.

He looks around, and sees another guy floating in a barrel about 20 feet away.

"Hey!" he yells. "Do we get dessert on this cruise?"

And the other guy says, "We didn't last year."