A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach.
God says, "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle."
Man says, "I want gasoline under $3.00 per gallon."
God, "that's beyond me, do you have a different request?"
Man, " I want women to find me irresistible."
God, "is $3.00 with a loyalty card or branded credit card okay?"
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