Rob says, "Hey, look at that! That woman is blowing kisses at me!"
Dave replies, "Just ignore her. Don't pay her any mind."
The woman then gestures for one of them to come up to her apartment.
Excitedly, Rob says, "Did you see that? She's calling for me!"
Dave insists, "Man, don't go up there!"
"Why not? Why don't you want me to go see her?" Rob asks.
Pleading, Dave says, "Dude, just listen to me. Don't go!"
Rob ignores his buddy and runs into the building. The woman comes down to meet him, and they go up to her apartment. Just as they are about to get into bed, they hear a car horn outside.
The woman looks out the window and says, "Oh no, that's my husband!"
"Crap!" Rob exclaims.
"Don't worry," she says, pointing to a large pile of clothes, "I'll just tell him you're the new housekeeper. Here, start ironing these clothes."
After that the husband stays home, so Rob spends the entire day ironing.
The next day, he goes to Dave's house and tells him the story.
"You won't believe what happened. Her husband came home, and to avoid suspicion, she had me iron a huge pile of clothes. I was stuck there ironing all day!"
"I told you not to go." sighs Dave, "All those clothes you spent the day ironing? I washed them the day before."
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