Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side.
He says, "Sarah my bonny wife, I've a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It's a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i tell ye."
His wife says, "Oh aye, my husband. I'll remember every word."
MacGregor says, "First, remember that the Campbells owe us twelve chickens."
"I won't forget it."
"Second, the Macallans owe us twelve bushels of wheat."
"I'll remember well, my husband."
"Third, we owe the Wallaces five cows."
"Ach, would ye listen to the poor man rave!"
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