She told her daughter to marry a rich doctor. What she got instead was an international incident, a shrunken head, and a whole new definition of 'cultural immersion.

A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.

As the passengers came through the door into the airport arrivals lounge, the mother noticed that right behind her daughter was a man dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body, and carrying a shrunken head. Seeing her mother, the daughter ran up to her, flung her arms around her and then introduced the strange-looking man as her new husband.

The mother threw up her hands in horror.

“You never listen to me, darling!” she screamed. “You never listen! I said for you to marry a RICH doctor. A RICH doctor!”

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