An old man goes up to a prostitute in Dublin. He says "How much do you charge?". She says "150 euro". He says "I've got no money, All I have is these two All Ireland medals I won in the 50s". She says "That'll do', takes them and off they go and do the business. Next night another old man approaches her. He asks "How much do you charge?". She replies "150 euros". He asks "Are you any good?". She answers "I've got two All Ireland medals!"
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