An old lady is just about to turn 100-years-old...

She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank without issue.

Since she is living in a small town her 100th birthday is a big deal for the locals...

On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honoring her as the oldest person in the town.

There is also the local TV station doing a report for the evening news about her...

The reporter asks her, "What is your secret for a long and healthy life?"

"It's simple," she replies, "never have I in my entire life argued with another person."

Shocked, the reporter says, "That's impossible!"

The old lady replies, "You know sonny..."

"You're right."

"The Secret to Longevity? She Claims It’s Simple!" An elderly lady with bright eyes and a warm smile, holding a shiny badge, surrounded by balloons and well-wishers. In the background, a reporter with a microphone looks astonished.

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