An old lady is just about to turn 100-years-old...
She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank without issue.
Since she is living in a small town her 100th birthday is a big deal for the locals...
On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honoring her as the oldest person in the town.
There is also the local TV station doing a report for the evening news about her...
The reporter asks her, "What is your secret for a long and healthy life?"
"It's simple," she replies, "never have I in my entire life argued with another person."
Shocked, the reporter says, "That's impossible!"
The old lady replies, "You know sonny..."
"You're right."
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