He described a typical day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk through some pretty rough terrain... "
"I waded along the edge of a lake and pushed my way through the brush... "
"I got sand in my shoes and my eyes, and I narrowly avoided standing on a snake... "
"I climbed several rocky hills... "
"I had to stop several times to relieve myself behind some big trees... "
"The mental stress of it all left me shattered... "
"At the end, I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors man!"
"No," Dave replied...
"I’m just a really bad golfer."
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